WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!
"Upstairs apartment cannot be shown under any circumstances," the listing states. "Occupant has never paid, and no security deposit is being held, but there is a lease in place. (Yes, it does not make sense, please don't bother asking.)"
The entire listing, including the full description, is still on RE/MAX. Zillow eventually removed the creepy text on their posting, but the photos of the home ― which still appear on both sites ― are not exactly charming....
And why is there a hole in the ceiling? And what is that thing in the backyard?
We have questions and now I'm not going to sleep tonight wondering what the horrifying answer is.
Anybody wanna go in together to buy this "fixer-upper" so we can solve this mystery?
@valhallabckgirl Oh, sure - there's someone renting the attic forever for free. Probably no connection to the huge hole in the ceiling. I'm booking my flight— Tom (@tom_marzipan) May 8, 2017
What you don't know can't hurt you right?