The Top Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say.

Since Sunday is Father's Day, it's a good time to check out this list of The Top Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say.

  • Sure, I'd love to hear about your day.
  • I mean, skipping college to focus on your band is the only logical thing to do!
  • Young lady, go back into your room and change out of that outfit! Put on something skimpier that shows more skin!
  • I have an idea: Why doesn't the whole family come golfing with me?!?
  • Son, did I tell you that story before? So sorry, I don't like repeating myself.
  • Not only can you borrow the car, but you can get into all kinds of trouble and I'll come and bail you out when you call.
  • Well, if my daughter goes vegan, we ALL go vegan.
  • Ya know, I don't really have an opinion on that. Ask your mother.
  • Be as loud as you want. As long as I can see the game, I don't have to hear what they're saying.
  • I better stop wearing my cargo shorts . . . I hear they're out of style.
  • I admit it, I don't know what any of these tools are for!
  • Set the thermostats at whatever you like. What's money compared to the comfort of my loved ones?
  • The last thing I want to do is bore you with stories about my high school football days.
  • That wasn't the dog. It was me.
  • Who's REO Speedwagon?

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