Suddenly, Tickle Me Elmo looks downright sophisticated.
The HOTTEST toy of this Christmas season is . . . the Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn. If you're not familiar, it's a $50 unicorn doll that POOPS a glittery slime out of a heart-shaped hole.
Anyway, if you do get it for your kid, be careful . . . the glitter poop can be hard to clean if you let it sit too long.
And if you let it harden inside the unicorn, you might have to perform a toothpick colonoscopy to clear up the constipation.